What a pain in the ......

So about the time I started dating Michelle I got this pain in my ..... posterior.  Coincidence? I dont think so.  Just kidding! Michelle did not cause the pain in my posterior but a horse riding accident did.  I have had this little cyst growing over the past 4 years and finally it has started to become uncomfortable.  I obviously cant see it so I went to the Dr and he said ya that thing needs to come out.  So I schedule the surgery and a few weeks later I go under the knife.  It started off a little rough when the nurse blew through my vein.  For those of you who dont know what that means thats ok just know it hurts.  After the another nurse comes in she sticks me and in a few minutes I am in lala land.  So after the procedure the Dr came out and told my parents (who came to take me in) that the cyst was about the size of a baseball!! A BASEBALL!!! How fat is my posterior that I could have a baseball sized cyst in there!! I really need to lose some weight.

 This is before the IV incident.

I think this is going to leave a mark.  It was a 5 inch incision.